Sometimes I think people are like stars. At a distance, they all seem the same, but occasionally, you find a sun.


"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"



Is your name volume because I wish you’d turn the fuck down


Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.


Whenever I see “write one interesting fact about yourself” I immediately forget everything that I’ve done and seen ever